Alien Anal Probes
1)
LaDainian Tomlinson, RB, San Diego
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9) Ashlie
Lelie, WR, Denver
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2)
Chad Johnson, WR, Cincinnati
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10)
Rex Grossman, QB, Chicago
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3)
Steve Smith, WR, Carolina
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11)
Dallas Cowboys
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4)
Kevin Jones, RB, Detroit
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12)
Todd Heap, TE, Baltimore *
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5)
Brett Farve, QB, Green Bay
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13)
Daniel Graham, TE, New England
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6)
Darrell Jackson, WR, Seattle *
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14)
Lee Evans, WR, Buffalo
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7) Lee
Suggs, RB, Cleveland
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15)
Jessie Chatman, RB, San Diego
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8)
Jason Elam, K, Denver
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16)
Chicago Bears
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Vicious Wieners
1) Priest
Holmes, RB, Kansas City
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9) Anquan
Boldin, WR, Arizona
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2)
Quentin Griffin, RB, Denver
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10)
David Terrell, WR, Chicago
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3) Joe
Horn, WR, New Orleans
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11)
L.J. Smith, TE, Philadelphia
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4)
Kellen Winslow Jr., TE, Cleveland
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12)
Tatum Bell, RB, Denver
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5)
Chris Chambers, WR, Miami
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13)
Larry Johnson, RB, Kansas City
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6)
Trent Green, QB, Kansas City *
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14)
St. Louis Rams
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7)
Emmett Smith, RB, Arizona
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15)
Chad Pennington, QB, New York Jets *
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8)
Kansas City
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16)
John Carney, K, New Orleans
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Snake-Like
Continua
1)
Clinton Portis, RB, Washington
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9) Marcus
Pollard, TE, Indianapolis
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2)
Stephen Davis, RB, Carolina
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10)
Jake Plummer, QB, Denver
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3)
Aaron Brooks, QB, New Orleans
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11)
Jacksonville Jaguars
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4)
Peerless Price, WR, Atlanta
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12)
Reggie Williams, WR, Jacksonville
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5)
Thomas Jones, RB, Chicago
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13)
Jim Kleinsasser, TE, Minnesota
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6) Roy
Williams, WR, Detroit
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14)
Seattle Seahawks
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7)
Keenan McCardell, WR, Tampa Bay
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15)
Jerramy Stevens, TE, Seattle
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8)
Sebastian Janikowski, K, Oakland *
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16)
Tyrone Calico, WR, Tennessee *
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Ragin' Roids
1) Ahman
Green, RB, Green Bay
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9) Alge
Crumpler, TE, Atlanta *
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2)
Steve McNair, QB, Tennessee
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10)
Josh Brown, K, Seattle
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3)
Domanick Davis, RB, Houston
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11)
Joey Galloway, WR, Tampa Bay
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4)
Koren Robinson, WR, Seattle
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12)
Oakland Raiders
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5)
Javon Walker, WR, Green Bay
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13)
Najeh Davenport, RB, Green Bay
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6)
Charles Rogers, WR, Detroit *
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14)
Itula Mili, TE, Seattle
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7)
Charlie Garner, RB, Tampa Bay
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15)
Buffalo Bills
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8)
Rich Gannon, QB, Oakland
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16)
Billy Volek, QB, Tennessee
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Dancing Bears
1) Deuce
McAllister, RB, New Orleans
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9) Eddie
Kennison, WR, Kansas City
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2)
Terrell Owens, WR, Philadelphia
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10)
Ryan Longwell, K, Green Bay
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3)
Laveraneus Coles, WR, Washington
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11)
Jason Witten, TE, Dallas
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4)
Rudi Johnson, RB, Cincinnati
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12)
Baltimore Ravens *
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5)
Randy McMichael, TE, Miami
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13)
Antonio Bryant, WR, Dallas
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6)
Jeff Garcia, QB, Cleveland
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14)
Moe Williams, RB, Minnesota
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7) Tom
Brady, QB, New England *
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15)
Tennessee Titans
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8)
Warrick Dunn, RB, Atlanta
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16)
Drew Henson, QB, Dallas
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Eau Claire
Doctors
1) Shaun
Alexander, RB, Seattle
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9) Mushin
Muhammad, WR, Carolina
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2)
Kevan Barlow, RB, San Francisco
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10)
Adam Vinatieri, K, New England
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3)
Eric Moulds, WR, Buffalo
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11)
Carolina Panthers
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4)
Brian Westbrook, RB, Philadelphia
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12)
Brandon Lloyd, WR, San Francisco
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5)
Jerry Porter, WR, Oakland
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13)
Marc Bulger, QB, St. Louis *
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6)
Antonio Gates, TE, San Diego
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14)
Joe Nedney, K, Tennessee
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7)
T.J. Duckett, RB, Atlanta *
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15)
Desmond Clark, TE, Chicago
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8)
Jake Delhomme, QB, Carolina
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16)
Green Bay Packers
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Big Richards
1) Peyton
Manning, QB, Indianapolis
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9) Chris
Perry, RB, Cincinnati
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2)
Marshall Faulk, RB, St. Louis
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10)
Jerry Rice, WR, Oakland
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3)
Duce Staley, RB, Pittsburgh
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11)
Hines Ward, WR, Pittsburgh *
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4)
Isaac Bruce, WR, St. Louis
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12)
Freddie Jones, TE, Arizona
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5)
Reggie Wayne, WR, Indianapolis
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13)
Pittsburgh Steelers
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6)
Dallas Clark, TE, Indianapolis
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14)
Indianapolis Colts
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7)
Brad Johnson, QB, Tampa Bay
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15)
Carson Palmer, QB, Cincinnati *
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8)
Jeff Wilkins, K, St. Louis
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16)
Nate Kaeding, K, San Diego
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DJ's Vikes
1) Jamal
Lewis, RB, Baltimore
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9) Mark
Brunell, QB, Washington
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2)
Marvin Harrison, WR, Indianapolis
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10)
Jay Feely, K, Atlanta
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3)
Santana Moss, WR, NY Jets
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11)
Rod Gardner, WR, Washington
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4)
Julius Jones, RB, Dallas
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12)
DeShaun Foster, RB, Carolina *
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5) Boo
Williams, TE, New Orleans
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13)
LaMont Jordan, RB, NY Jets
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6)
Donte Stallworth, WR, New Orleans
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14)
Minnesota Vikings
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7)
Jimmy Smith, WR, Jacksonville *
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15)
Josh McCown, QB, Arizona
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8)
Drew Bledsoe, QB, Buffalo
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16)
New Orleans Saints
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Rikka Racka
Fiyacrakas
1)
Edgerrin James, RB, Indianapolis
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9) Ron
Dayne, RB, New York Giants
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2)
Torry Holt, WR, St. Louis
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10)
Peter Warrick, WR, Cincinnati
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3)
Matt Hasselbeck, QB, Seattle
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11)
Dominick Rhodes, RB, Indianapolis
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4)
Tyrone Wheatley, RB, Oakland
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12)
Travis Minor, RB, Miami
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5)
Jeremy Shockey, TE, New York Giants
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13)
Joey Harrington, QB, Detroit *
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6)
Steven Jackson, RB, St. Louis
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14)
Morten Andersen, K, Kansas City
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7) New
England Patriots
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15)
Andre Johnson, WR, Houston *
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8)
Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Arizona
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16)
Cincinnati Bengals
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Fried Egg
Sandwiches
1) Daunte
Culpepper, QB, Minnesota
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9) Andre
Davis, WR, Cleveland
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2)
Fred Taylor, RB, Jacksonville
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10)
Michael Bennett, RB, Minnesota *
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3)
Tony Gonzalez, TE, Kansas City
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11)
Miami Dolphins
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4)
Chris Brown, RB, Tennessee
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12)
John Kasay, K, Carolina
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5)
Amani Toomer, WR, New York Giants
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13)
Byron Leftwich, QB, Jacksonville *
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6)
Tiki Barber, RB, New York Giants
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14)
Nate Burleson, WR, Minnesota
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7)
Marty Booker, WR, Miami
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15)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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8)
Justin McCariens, WR, NY Jets
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16)
Martin Gramatica, K, Tampa Bay
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Rocky Mountain
Thunder
1) Corey
Dillon, RB, New England
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9) Jerome
Bettis, RB, Pittsburgh
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2)
Michael Vick, QB, Atlanta
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10)
Denver Broncos
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3)
Derrick Mason, WR, Tennessee
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11)
Eli Manning, QB, New York Giants
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4)
Bubba Franks, TE, Green Bay
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12)
Kurt Warner, QB, New York Giants
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5)
Keyshawn Johnson, WR, Dallas
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13)
Matt Stover, K, Baltimore
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6) Rod
Smith, WR, Denver
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14)
Mike Anderson, RB, Denver
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7)
Willis McGahee, RB, Buffalo *
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15)
Marcus Robinson, WR, Minnesota
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8)
David Akers, K, Philadelphia
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16)
San Francisco 49ers
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Old Stooges
1)
Donovan McNabb, QB, Philadelphia
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9) Deion
Branch, WR, New England
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2)
Randy Moss, WR, Minnesota
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10)
David Carr, QB, Houston *
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3)
Travis Henry, RB, Buffalo
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11)
Johnnie Morton, WR, Kansas City
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4)
Curtis Martin, RB, New York Jets
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12)
Donald Driver, WR, Green Bay
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5)
Plaxico Burress, WR, Pittsburgh
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13)
Philadelphia Eagles *
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6)
Eddie George, RB, Tennessee
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14)
Rickey Williams, RB, Miami
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7)
Mike Vanderjagt, K, Indianapolis
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15)
Erron Kinney, TE, Tennessee
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8) Ben
Roethlisberger, QB, Pittsburgh
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16)
New York Jets
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