2003 HEL FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE
Buffy
Children of the Corn
Hades

W-L
PF
PA
W-L
PF
PA
W-L
PF
PA
Rikka Racka Fiyacrakas *
8-6
1109
 973
 Alien Anal Probes **
13-1
1349
929
 Dancing Bears **
11-3
1284
924
Ragin' Roids
5-9
 1049
 1109
 Vicious Wieners *
8-6
1094
947
 Big Richards *
9-5
1030
947
DJ's Vikes
5-9
1059
 1197
 Old Stooges
6-8
 963
 946
 Fried Egg Sandwiches *
8-6
1019
1044
Eau Claire Doctors
3-11
 996
 1205
 Rocky Mountain Thunder
5-9
 856
 1152
 Snake-like Continua
3-11
762
1038
* - Clinched Playoff Berth
** - Clinched First Round Bye
Unfinished game scores in red; finished game scores in white.
Playoffs
1st Round Results
Playoffs
2nd  Round Results
Championship   Bracket
Championship

Bracket
#3 Rikka Racka Fiyacrakas 91
#6 Vicious Wieners 84
#2 Dancing Bears 120
#3 Rikka Racka Fiyacrakas 69
#4 Big Richards 78
#5 Fried Egg Sandwiches 51
 #1 Alien Anal Probes 80
#4 Big Richards 69
Consolation
Bracket  
 Consolation
Bracket
#11 Eau Claire Doctors 125

#10 Rocky Mountain Thunder 72
#7 Old Stooges 88
#12 Snake-Like Continua 31
#12 Snake-Like Continua 76
 #9 Ragin' Roids 49
#11 Eau Claire Doctors 80
#8 DJ's Vikes 69







Championship
Game:
Consolation Championship
(7th Place) Game:
Dancing Bears 121
Alien Anal Probes  77
Old Stooges 59
Eau Claire Doctors 43
3rd Place
Game:
9th Place
Game:
Rikka Racka Fiyacrakas 75
Big Richards 60
Snake-Like Continua 79
DJ's Vikes 54
5th Place
Game:
11th Place
Game:
Fried Egg Sandwiches 92
Vicious Wieners 90
Rocky Mountain Thunder 79
Ragin' Roids 52

Players of the Week
Championship Bracket Week 15
 Consolation Bracket Week 15
 Championship Bracket Week 16
 Consolation Bracket Week 16
1. Peyton Manning 34
 1. Joe Horn 37
 1. Jamal Lewis 34
 1. Brett Farve 35
2. Trent Green 30
 2 Aaron Brooks 35
 2. Kevan Barlow 30
 2. Priest Holmes 28
3. Clinton Portis 25
 3. Marvin Harrison 23
 3. Fred Taylor 28
 3. Anthony Thomas 21
4. Tony Gonzalez 21
 4. Curtis Martin 22
 4. Marshall Faulk 27 4. T.Holt, A. Boldin, A. Brooks 18


Championship Bracket Week #17 Consolation Bracket Week #17
1. LaDainian Tomlinson 37
 1. Donovan McNabb 31
2. Ahman Green 33
 2. Ricky Williams 20
3. Tom Brady 28
 3. Priest Holmes 17
4. Chris Chambers 21
 4. Gary Anderson 16
Reminders: Your lineup must be in by 5 pm Pacific Time Saturday. You can make one change 1/2 hour before kickoff of the first game, or by 9:30 a.m. Pacific Time.  It would be best to post lineups on the WebCT site in the bulletin board.  Lineups can also be phoned in at (603) 536-1169.  Our weekly meetings will be conducted on Wednesdays on-line at 5:30 pm Pacific Time.  Next meeting: Next Year

2003 Team Rosters

RAGIN' ROIDS
Marcus Szwankowski: marcus.szwankowski@nau.edu


QB Matt Hasselbeck (Seattle)
 TE
 Teyo Johnson (Oakland)
QB Drew Bledsoe (Buffalo)
 WR Rod Gardner (Washington)
QB Patrick Ramsey (Washington)
 WR Charles Rogers (Detroit)
RB Travis Henry (Buffalo)
 WR Joey Galloway (Dallas)
RB Tiki Barber (New York Giants)
 WR Peerless Price (Atlanta)
RB Eddie George (Tennessee)
 K Mike Vanderjagt (Indianapolis)
RB Kevin Faulk (New England)
 Def Tennessee Titans
TE Alge Crumpler (Atlanta)
 Def Tampa Bay Buccaneers


RIKKA RACKA FIYACRAKAS
Ronnie Yates: ryates09@cox.net


QB Daunte Culpepper (Minnesota)
 TE
 Tony Gonzalez (Kansas City)
QB Joey Harrington (Detroit)
 WR
 Peter Warrick (Cincinnati)
QB Gus Frerotte (Minnesota)
 WR Eddie Kennison (Kansas City)
RB Domanick Davis (Houston)
 WR Andre Johnson (Houston)
RB Deuce McAllister (New Orleans) K Josh Brown (Seattle)
RB Rudi Johnson (Cincinnati)
 K Jeff Reed (Pittsburgh)
RB William Green (Cleveland) Def Buffalo Bills
RB James Jackson (Cleveland)
 Def Carolina Panthers


DJ'S VIKES
Daryl Jahn: daryljahn@cox.net


QB Rich Gannon (Oakland)
 TE Doug Jolley (Oakland)
QB Jeff Blake (Arizona)
 WR Amani Toomer (New York Giants)
QB Chris Chandler (Chicago)
 WR Jimmy Smith (Jacksonville)
RB Priest Holmes (Kansas City) WR Donte Stallworth (New Orleans)
RB Charlie Garner (Oakland)
 WR Torry Holt (St. Louis Rams)
RB Michael Pittman (Tampa Bay)
 K Olindo Mare (Miami)
RB DeShaun Foster (Carolina) Def New Orleans Saints
TE Matt Schobel (Cincinnati) Def Minnesota Vikings


EAU CLAIRE DOCTORS
Michael Beaudrie: mikebeaudrie@charter.net


QB Kurt Warner (St. Louis)
 WR Dante Hall (Kansas City)
QB Brian Griese (Miami)
 WR Joe Horn (New Orleans)
QB Mark Bulger (St. Louis)
 WR Marvin Harrison (Indianapolis)
RB Garrison Hearst (San Francisco) WR Nate Burleson (Minnesota)
RB Onterrio Smith (Minnesota)
 K
 Billy Cundiff (Dallas)
RB Anthony Thomas (Chicago)
 K Gary Anderson (Tennessee)
RB T. J. Duckett (Atlanta)
 Def Oakland Raiders
TE Shannon Sharpe (Denver) Def Seattle Seahawks


OLD STOOGES
Cecil Yates: CecilYates@aol.com


QB Brett Farve (Green Bay)
 TE Freddie Jones (Arizona)
QB Jay Fiedler (Miami)
 TE
Marcus Pollard (Indianapolis)
QB David Carr (Houston)
 WR Anquan Boldin (Arizona)
QB Rick Mirer (Oakland)
 WR Laveraneus Coles (Washington)
RB Ricky Williams (Miami) WR Donald Driver (Green Bay)
RB Larry Johnson (Kansas City)
 K David Akers (Philadelphia)
RB Tyrone Wheatley (Oakland)
 Def Cleveland Browns
RB Duce Staley (Philadelphia) Def Philadelphia Eagles


ROCKY MOUNTAIN THUNDER
Dave Matovina: rockymtnwy@earthlink.net


QB Aaron Brooks (New Orleans)
 WR Keyshawn Johnson (Tampa Bay)
QB Brad Johnson (Tampa Bay)
 WR Steve Smith (Carolina)
RB Edgerrin James (Indianapolis)
 WR Antonio Bryant (Dallas)
RB Amos Zereoue (Pittsburgh)
 WR Johnnie Morton (Kansas City)
RB Antowain Smith (New England)
 WR Joe Jurevicius(Tampa Bay)
RB Willis McGahee (Buffalo)
 K Paul Edinger (Chicago)
RB Brock Forsey (Chicago)
 Def Miami Dolphins
TE
 Jim Kleinsasser (Minnesota)
 Def
 Denver Broncos


VICIOUS WIENERS
Jim Matovina: Jim_Matovina@ccsn.nevada.edu


QB Trent Green (Kansas City)
 TE
Itula Mili (Seattle)
QB Chad Pennington (New York Jets)
 WR David Boston (San Diego)
RB Clinton Portis (Denver) WR Jerry Rice (Oakland)
RB Fred Taylor (Jacksonville)
 WR Tai Streets (San Francisco)
RB LaBrandon Toefield (Jacksonville) WR Keenan McCardell (Tampa Bay)
RB Mike Anderson (Denver)
 K Ryan Longwell (Green Bay)
TE Jeremy Shockey (New York Giants)
 Def Atlanta Falcons
TE Bubba Franks (Green Bay) Def Indianapolis Colts


ALIEN ANAL PROBES
Randy Anderson: infinity@wavecable.com


QB Jeff Garcia (San Francisco)
 TE Todd Heap (Baltimore)
QB  Jon Kitna (Cincinnati)
 WR Chad Johnson (Cincinnati)
QB Jake Plummer (Denver)
 WR Darrell Jackson (Seattle)
RB Shaun Alexander (Seattle)
 WR Reggie Wayne (Indianapolis)
RB Ahman Green (Green Bay)
 WR Eric Moulds (Buffalo)
RB Najeh Davenport (Green Bay)
 K Jeff Wilkins (St. Louis)
RB Maurice Morris (Seattle)
 Def St. Louis Rams
RB
 Tony Fisher (Green Bay)
 Def San Francisco 49ers


DANCING BEARS
Barbara Boschmans: bboschmans@plymouth.edu


QB Steve McNair (Tennessee)
 WR Randy Moss (Minnesota)
QB Tom Brady (New England)
 WR Derrick Mason (Tennessee)
QB Quincy Carter (Dallas)
 WR Chris Chambers (Miami)
RB LaDainian Tomlinson (San Diego)
 WR Terry Glenn (Dallas)
RB Kevan Barlow (San Francisco)
 K Jay Feely (Atlanta)
RB Correll Buckhalter (Philadelphia)
 K Jason Elam (Denver)
TE Randy McMichael (Miami)
 Def Baltimore Ravens
TE Mikhael Ricks (Detroit)
 Def Dallas Cowboys


SNAKE-LIKE CONTINUA
Brian Martensen: martense@math.utexas.edu


QB Donovan McNabb (Philadelphia)
 WR Koren Robinson (Seattle)
QB Tommy Maddox (Pittsburgh)
 WR Jerry Porter (Oakland)
RB Curtis Martin (New York Jets)
 WR Eric Parker (San Diego)
RB Stacey Mack (Houston)
 WR Tyrone Calico (Tennessee)
RB Trung Canidate (Washington)
 K Sebastian Janikowski (Oakland)
TE Billy Miller (Houston)
 K Adam Vinatieri (New England Patriots)
TE Stephen Alexander (San Diego)
 Def San Diego Chargers
WR Terrell Owens (San Francisco)
 Def Green Bay Packers


FRIED EGG SANDWICHES
Brian Beaudrie: mailto:bpbeaudrie@mail.plymouth.edu


QB Doug Flutie (San Diego)
 TE Anthony Becht (New York Jets)
QB Kerry Collins (New York Giants) WR Kevin Johnson (Jacksonville)
QB Byron Leftwich (Jacksonville)
 WR Rod Smith (Denver)
QB
 Michael Vick (Atlanta) WR Ike Hilliard (New York Giants)
RB  Stephen Davis (Carolina) WR Justin McCariens (Tennessee)
RB Michael Bennett (Minnesota)
 K John Kasay (Carolina)
RB Marcel Shipp (Arizona) Def New England Patriots
RB Marshall Faulk (St. Louis) Def New York Giants


BIG RICHARDS
Eric Etzel: lovegpa@aol.com


QB Peyton Manning (Indianapolis)
 WR Isaac Bruce (St. Louis)
QB Drew Brees (San Diego)
 WR Troy Brown (New England)
QB Carson Palmer (Cincinnati)
 WR Hines Ward (Pittsburgh)
RB Jamal Lewis (Baltimore)
 WR Wayne Chrebet (New York Jets)
RB Corey Dillon (Cincinnati)
 WR Santana Moss (New York Jets)
RB Warrick Dunn (Atlanta)
 K Martin Gramatica (Tampa Bay)
TE Jay Riemersma (Pittsburgh)
 Def Pittsburgh Steelers
TE Dallas Clark (Indianapolis)
 Def Kansas City Chiefs